I heard this on the radio a couple of days back, and just remembered. It had to do with schools now screening students for the swine fizzle and the DJ was interviewing some 12 year old kid about what happened on the first day back. What was hilarious was how the DJ knew something funny had been said and coolly went on to set her interviewee up:
DJ: So tell me, what happened in school today? Did you and your friends get checked for swine flu?
Kid: We were told to go through this screening machine to check the temperature for our hot body.
DJ: Ohh, so do you have a hot body?
Kid: No.
DJ: Did anyone else have a hot body?
Kid: No.
DJ: Well thank god for that.
Posted July 8, 2009 at 5:31pm
